Writer’s Q & A

Writer’s Q & A

Let’s play a game shall we?

I was tagged in a little question and answer post by Hyperpandemonium he’s new here, so check him out.

Haven’t done one of these in a while. So sure. Why not?

When did you first start writing? I started writing in the first grade when the teacher in charge of the gifted program at my school encouraged us to enter the young author’s competition. I wrote a story called “A Day Without a Friend,” a semi auto-biographical story about a friend moving away from the neighborhood. I ended up going to the young authors conference in my state. It was pretty cool. And I realized that people liked my stories. *Cue major ego trip*

I got that good English, yo.

Was being a writer something you always aspired to? Well, I am a writer. I think, therefore, I write. I breathe, therefore, I write. I have anxiety attacks inside a Target on the day before a dance performance, because an irresponsible parent tells me last minute her baby daddy didn’t give her money so I need to go out and buy them the shoes and tights that they need, therefore, I write. So I don’t aspire to be something I am.

But damn, if someone could pay me and possibly make some sort of movie blockbuster trilogy out of my stories, that would be real swell.

What genre do you write? Waaaaaaah! I hate this question. Because I’m not really sure what genre I write. I just think of a story and write. *insert embarrassed emoji here* I dunno, read my stories and you tell me.

Can you tell us a little about your current work in progress? Ah yes, my current work in progress… *shifty eyes* I just finished a month and a half of bi-weekly, two-hour, dance rehearsals with bonus Sunday and Saturday rehearsals, and costume making. I am working on nothing at the moment as I was busy with performance art. I do have three things on back burners (if I have three back burners I must have a giant stove).

1. A collection of short stories based on the emotional breakdown of a girl forced into court mandated therapy– a heart warming coming of age story.

2. A novel on being a salon slave. Based on my short lived career as a front desk receptionist at a high end salon.

3. A collection of travel essays based on my road trip across the U.S.

When did you start working on this project? 1. Many years ago… Probably around 5 or 6.

2. Three years ago.

3. A couple of months ago, but then I deleted my start on accident and became really discouraged and then really busy with choreography.

What was your first piece that you can remember writing? A Day Without a Friend. Circa 1993.

What was it about? Wait I went over this already…a childhood without social media. We did not have the power to keep in touch with people like today. Today, the magic of Facebook allows you to keep track of the guy you met outside of a club wearing a sombrero like nine years ago.

What’s the best part about writing? The ability to get the demons out of my head. I mean… What?

What’s the worst part about writing? Not having the energy or desire to do it when your brain is exhausted from a stressful job where you’re squeezed for knowledge all day long.

What’s the name of your favourite character and why? Genesis Varo, she’s funny, she’s vulnerable, she’s not afraid to be herself.

How much time a day/week do you get to write? That’s a thing? Time? Sometimes I write on my lunch break. Sometimes I lay in bed filling out questionnaires no one will read. That counts.

When is the best time for you to write (morning or night)? Whenever my brain feels like spewing forth words. I have no control over the muse.

Did you go to college for writing? I went to college for musical theater before switching to broadcast journalism. I wanted to join the fiction program. But I found the students to be rather pretentious. So, I guess, no?

What bothers you more: speeling errors; punctuation, errors, or errors for grammar? All of them. I tend to write quickly on my phone for blog posts, so I’ll have random auto correct errors, but I hate all errors. Mostly because of my journalism and copy editing background. But I’m not a dick about them. I’ll point them out so you can fix, not because I want to make you feel stupid.

What is the best writing advice that anyone has given you? Write what you know, the rest will come.

What advice would you give to another writer? Don’t compare yourself. I have that issue in writing and in life, and it can be incredibly detrimental.

What are your favourite writing sites or blogs that you turn to for help, tips or encouragement? I am in dire need of that. I used to have xanga. I had it since high school (i.e. I’ve been blogging for a long fucking time) and became very close with a group of writers on there. But it’s gone now. However I’m going to post this in our Friday fiction group and ask them to play.

Besides writing, what else do you enjoy doing? I teach dance. I sing and karaoke. I read… A lot. I love going to the movies and I work like a Hebrew slave in exchange for fantastic health insurance and enough money to kinda keep myself in the lifestyle I’ve grown accustom to.

What are your hobbies? Please see above. They also include breaking piñatas, popping bubble wrap, being fabulous while simultaneously being adorable, and dressing my dog up in children’s clothing.

What’s the best book you’ve read this year? That’s hard. I really enjoyed the Martian.

What’s the best movie you’ve seen this year? Um, my nerd heart is still experiencing the feels from Star Wars, The Force Awakens. So that’s what we’re going with.

What is your favourite book or series of all time? Stop asking me to choose my favorite child!!!! The chronicles of narnia, till we have faces, the big friendly giant, Harry potter, persuasion, pride and prejudice, the lord of the rings, the hobbit…I can keep going. I’ve read these all a million times.

Who is your favourite author? *cries in Spanish* so many I love so many. Stephen King, Sandra Cisneros, Jhumpa Lahiri, Sherman Alexie, JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Roald Dahl, Jane Austen…

What are your plans for the rest of the year in terms of your writing? Try?

Where else can we find you online? Too many places. You can read my tweets *cough* look at my selfies *cough* @travelbybubble

TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday

So I took this from illicit thoughts who does these little questionnaires every Tuesday. 🙂

1. Toilet paper. How do you hang your toilet paper? The end coming over the top or with the end coming from around the back and at the bottom?

The fact that I change the used roll and place a new one on is amazing enough. I don’t give a fuck how it hangs.

2. Towels. Do you use a new one each time you bathe or reuse?

Uhhh….I use the sucker until it occurs to me to switch. Or it kind smells. I’m disgusting I’m sorry.

3. Bathing. Do you use a washcloth to clean your body or use the soap directly all over your body with no washcloth?

I use little scrubby gloves. I feel so smooth and clean afterwards.

4. Bra. Do you remove your bra by taking your arms out of the straps first, then inching it around your body until you can reach the clasp and undo it or do you contort your arms, and reach around and unclasp.

The first way sounds like it takes longer than just reaching behind you and un-clasping your bra. It takes me less than thirty seconds to rip this shit off.

5. Dishwasher. Rinse/pre-wash all dishes before loading or just load.

We’ve never had one, so I don’t know how to use one.

6. Breakfast cereal. Cereal in bowl first, then pour on milk or put milk in bowl then add cereal?

Cereal first. Always.

7. Toothpaste. Squeeze from bottom working way up tube as it empties or squeeze from middle or wherever you want?

I just squish wherever until that becomes difficult then I start pushing up the paste from the bottom.

8. Condoms. Do you put it on your lover or does he put it on himself?

Ehhh they have done it themselves.

9. Condom disposal. In the garbage bin or flush down toilet?

Why would you flush that? I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Their it in the garbage. That’s like girls who flush tampons or pads. WHY YOU DO THIS?

Bonus: Write your own bonus question and tell us an intimate detail about you or your habits.

Oh! I have a bad habit of just coming home from the gym at night and throwing my sweaty self in bed. It’s gross. I know. But I’m so tired…

“My question… Have you ever worn the same undies two days in a row? Be honest!”<– her question

My answer: yes. But not in public. Like if I wore my chones one day, then went to bed and the next day, woke up and just bummed around the house so day my undies will not change until I shower.

Now you guys know I'm gross. 💋

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