My friend posted her exchange with her wife on Facebook.

I saved it in my notes and remembered it as we drove to my place from the grocery store. 

*WITHOUT prompting, ask your significant other these questions and write EXACTLY what they say*

•What is something I say a lot?
Him: “‘Bahahaha–‘”

Me: “No! Out loud!” 

Him: “Oh. I dunno.”

•How tall am I? 
 Him: “5’8? 5’9? No, 5’8.”

*I’m 5’7.

•What is my favorite thing to do? 
Him: “I dunno. Dance practice? No, because that’s like work. Hmmm. Crafting.”

•What do I do when you’re not around?
 Him: “Write.”

•If I became famous, what would it be for? 
Him: “Singing or cooking.”

•What is my favorite food?
 Him: “Sushi and Thai. but pizza is your favorite.”

•What is my favorite restaurant? 
Him:”You don’t have a favorite, we never eat anywhere more than once!”

•Where is my favorite place?
Him: “With me.”

•If I could live anywhere, where would I live?
Him: “The city.”

Me: *laughing* “But what city? It doesn’t mean here.”

Him: “Doesn’t matter, it would be a city.”

•What do I do to annoy you? 
Him: *Laughs* “Give me pop quizzes!” 

Me: “Shut up.”

Him: *laughs* “Trying to dress me.” 

•What is my favorite movie? 
Him: “We don’t really watch movies.”

Me: “I watch movies!”

Him: “I know you like Buffy, and Star Trek because you like Picard.”

Me: “Those are tv shows!”

•Who is my celebrity crush?  
 Him: “David tenant.”

•You get a phone call that I am in trouble, who am I with?  
 Him: “What kind of trouble?”

Me: “I dunno, trouble!”

Him: “Hmm. I’m gonna say Jesse.”