So I took this from illicit thoughts who does these little questionnaires every Tuesday. 🙂

1. Toilet paper. How do you hang your toilet paper? The end coming over the top or with the end coming from around the back and at the bottom?

The fact that I change the used roll and place a new one on is amazing enough. I don’t give a fuck how it hangs.

2. Towels. Do you use a new one each time you bathe or reuse?

Uhhh….I use the sucker until it occurs to me to switch. Or it kind smells. I’m disgusting I’m sorry.

3. Bathing. Do you use a washcloth to clean your body or use the soap directly all over your body with no washcloth?

I use little scrubby gloves. I feel so smooth and clean afterwards.

4. Bra. Do you remove your bra by taking your arms out of the straps first, then inching it around your body until you can reach the clasp and undo it or do you contort your arms, and reach around and unclasp.

The first way sounds like it takes longer than just reaching behind you and un-clasping your bra. It takes me less than thirty seconds to rip this shit off.

5. Dishwasher. Rinse/pre-wash all dishes before loading or just load.

We’ve never had one, so I don’t know how to use one.

6. Breakfast cereal. Cereal in bowl first, then pour on milk or put milk in bowl then add cereal?

Cereal first. Always.

7. Toothpaste. Squeeze from bottom working way up tube as it empties or squeeze from middle or wherever you want?

I just squish wherever until that becomes difficult then I start pushing up the paste from the bottom.

8. Condoms. Do you put it on your lover or does he put it on himself?

Ehhh they have done it themselves.

9. Condom disposal. In the garbage bin or flush down toilet?

Why would you flush that? I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Their it in the garbage. That’s like girls who flush tampons or pads. WHY YOU DO THIS?

Bonus: Write your own bonus question and tell us an intimate detail about you or your habits.

Oh! I have a bad habit of just coming home from the gym at night and throwing my sweaty self in bed. It’s gross. I know. But I’m so tired…

“My question… Have you ever worn the same undies two days in a row? Be honest!”<– her question

My answer: yes. But not in public. Like if I wore my chones one day, then went to bed and the next day, woke up and just bummed around the house so day my undies will not change until I shower.

Now you guys know I'm gross. 💋

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